IRENE MOVES TO NEW ENGLAND?

Well, as fast as she arrived here, she left. No longer in the mid-eastern states. You would think, with all this land she's acquired, she's dead by now. Well, she's not. Apparently, she's in New England now. Terrifying everyone from New York even to Maine. Imagine how odd it must be for them. Most hurricanes would've died by now. But she just keeps strolling along the East Coast.
So, in conclusion, I would like to advise any New England residents to stay indoors and to keep those eyes glued to The Weather Channel for updates. If you don't have power, then read the endings of my last few posts to understand what you should have.

I'm Brendan Fick, and YOU, yes YOU, New Englanders.... have just been updated.